On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
Her city slicker boyfriend looked pretty clumsy out here on the farm.
Sure a city slicker looks smart as long as he stays in a place like new york. but you put him down on a farm and he won't do much better than a newborn baby!
I loved her and so did that city slicker , John Weber.
"Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"
