Groupon borrowed some tools and terms from journalism, softened the traditional heavy hand of advertising, added some banter and attitude and married the result to a discounted deal.
The dangerous driving cause troubling crime's nature is the administration violates the result to add the felon.
Barcelona humbled Real Madrid, 5-0, in Monday's Clásico at the Camp Nou, a stunningly one-sided result to a game many had thought would be among the best played in Europe this year.
But in order for that result to recur, the nagging will have to recur.